Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
do you ever just really want to reblog something and then you see it.
- I’m starting to look like Jesus
Moshi moshi, Jesus Desu
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS