sodamnrelatable:

 

Hot guy: 

Hot guy that plays instrument: 

Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS: 

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

mizukas:

do you ever just really want to reblog something and then you see it.

weheartit

scarecrowcoffee:

scarecrowcoffee:

scarecrowcoffee:

scarecrowcoffee:

• I’m starting to look like Jesus

Moshi moshi, Jesus Desu

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS

STAHP